Like that best friend in high school that stole your girl, eventually rum creams will turn on you. To make sure that never happens, use the following recipe to make the "White Zombie."
Rob's White Zombie
4 oz Cruzan Rum Cream
1.5 oz Cruzan Black Strap
1.5 oz Voodoo Spiced Rum
1.5 oz Redrum
1.5 oz Bruddah Kimio's Da Bomb 155 Overproof (em-bombing fluid)
Fill a big shaker with ice, add rums, and shake 'til yer hand damn-near freezes. Pour into a tall glass, sprinkle a tiny amount of nutmeg on top, add a straw and a garnish of small pineapple wedge. Find a good place to relax.
Yes, it's 10 ounces of rum that tastes like a milkshake, named for the famous movie starring Bela Lugosi -- White Zombie
-- the first zombie move ever made.
The White Zombie rum cocktail was developed and tested by my son, Rob V. Burr, the Cane Spirit Guide. I tested it too, just to make sure. Use caution.